My special skill is writing at length – and so I have been working on my daughter’s letter to Boris Johnson and advising my son on Shakespeare. Neither are happy about it“It is important,” said an email from the headteacher of the secondary school my eldest attends, “to maintain the distinction of the holidays.” I have never agreed more with any human being.Thanks to Easter, homeschooling is out for two weeks, which means living the same life, only with less guilt and fewer arguments at 10am over whether 9am is a good time to start. Damn right, this is an important distinction. Continue reading…
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