{"id":103816,"date":"2019-07-29T14:55:07","date_gmt":"2019-07-29T12:55:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theworldwidejournal.com\/2019\/07\/29\/man-calls-999-and-says-sheep-are-going-to-eat-his-children-aposthey-are-butting-my-door-they-want-inapos\/"},"modified":"2019-07-29T14:55:07","modified_gmt":"2019-07-29T12:55:07","slug":"man-calls-999-and-says-sheep-are-going-to-eat-his-children-aposthey-are-butting-my-door-they-want-inapos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theworldwidejournal.com\/?p=103816","title":{"rendered":"Man calls 999 and says sheep are going to eat his children: &amp;apos;They are butting my door, they want in&amp;apos;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Obviously I have eaten their kids so they are going to eat mine&#8217;<br \/>\nVia: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/news\/uk\/crime\/police-call-999-sheep-lamb-emergency-humberside-police-a9025421.html\" target=\"_blank\">Man calls 999 and says sheep are going to eat his children: &amp;apos;They are butting my door, they want in&amp;apos;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Obviously I have eaten their kids so they are going to eat mine&#8217; Via: Man calls 999 and says sheep are going to eat his children: &amp;apos;They are butting my door, they want in&amp;apos;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theworldwidejournal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theworldwidejournal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theworldwidejournal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theworldwidejournal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theworldwidejournal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=103816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theworldwidejournal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103816\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theworldwidejournal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=103816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theworldwidejournal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=103816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theworldwidejournal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=103816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}